Lyrics Ben Folds – Phone In A Pool

Take it easy, take it slow, oh
Get on with the show, ah
That’s what I know
I woke in a cold sweat last night

I’ve thrown my phone in a pool
In New Orleans
Found the love of my life again
Y’all knows what I means
And I’ll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks, oh yeah

I can’t tell what you’re sayin’
When you yell
At the same time
You could be tellin’ me the story of your life
Your life
Is my malfunction so surprising
‘Cause I always seem so stable and bright?
Ain’t it always the quiet types?

I’ve thrown my phone in a pool
In New Orleans
Found the love of my life again
Y’all knows what I means
And I’ll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks,
I won’t, I won’t, I won’t, I won’t blame New Orleans

Can’t you people function for a little while
Without me bouncin’ off the satellite for a night?

Drink it faster, drink it slow
That’s what I know
When you’ve gotten to the bottom of it, it’s time to go

I’ve thrown my phone in a pool
In New Orleans
Found the love of my life again
Y’all knows what I means
And I’ll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks

That’s what I know
That’s what I know