Lyrics Black Lips – Gentleman

This old middle finger has grown fat and tired from flickin’ the bird
My mouth has grown cankerous from spittin’ dirty words

I feel like a strung out snuffaluffaguss
On the south side wearin’ Vietnamese cowboy clothes

I’m tired of bein’ rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can’t bring me home to ma ’cause I am the dude
Got fired for swingin’ this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too weird

And she wants a gentleman
Nothin’ more, just a gentleman

It’s gettin’ hard to lie through my teeth
‘Cause they rotted out and they ‘re not all there
I need my old man to wash my mouth out with soap and my mother to scrub this nasty hair
Why the fuck is a munchkin on the highway jumpin’ a trash can in Congolese cowboy clothes
And like a deer transfixed by headlight the bumper crushed his head while I god damn froze

I’m tired of bein’ rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can’t bring me home to ma ’cause I am the dude
Got fired for swingin’ this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too weird

I’m tired of bein’ rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can’t bring me home to ma ’cause I am the dude
Got fired for swingin’ this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too queer

And she wants a gentleman
Nothin’ more, just gentleman
Nothin’ less, just a gentleman
Nothin’ more just a gentleman
Nothin’ less, just gentleman
Nothin’ more, just a gentleman

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon