Lyrics Blink–182 – Dysentery Gary
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Got a lotta heart ache
He’s a fucking weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
‘Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
He’s a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
‘Cause he’s listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father’s tights
Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I’m giving up,
She found someone
There’s plenty more,
Girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You’ll come back to me maybe
I’ll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
He’s a fucking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy who makes you want to kick and scream
Fuck the guy that took and ran away
He’s a player,
Diarrhea giver,
Tried to grow his hair
‘Cause he’s listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father’s tights
Life just sucks,
I lost the one,
I’m giving up,
She found someone
There’s plenty more,
Girls are such a drag
Fuck this place,
I lost the war,
I hate you all,
Your mom’s a whore
Where’s my dog?
‘Cause girls are such a drag
