Lyrics Blood On The Dance Floor – Yo Ho! (A Pirate’s Life For Me)

A pirate walks into a bar
The bartender asks
«What’s with the steering wheel in your pants?»
And the pirate says

Now I’ve been ridin ‘cross the seven seas
Lookin’ for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kid
I got the eye-patch
Tri-hat
Rollin’ like a pirate

Shiver my timbers
Fuck you ’til your limber
Freaky-deaky
‘Til you get leaky
Like Run DMC
It’s tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey

Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can’t reach my level
Like, «Arr! Arr!»
Flow sick like SARS
XXX ’til I hit your mark

Ahoy! Ahoy!
I put the happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I’ll play you like a GameBoy

Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
It’s a pirate’s life for me
It’s a pirate’s life for me

Yoooo hooooe!
Sorry, bitch
I wasn’t calling your name
OK
We be burnin’ so hot
Right
You can’t even capture the flame

Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait. Guess again
I’m a motherfuckin pirate!
I’m over you like I just dunked
Battle ship you just got sunk

Boy, you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It’s not the motion of the ocean
And size of the thing
‘Cause we ain’t getting nowhere
With these fuckin’ water wings

I used to be balling
Now I’m just straight dunking
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys sucking
Jealous bitches are hating
‘Cause it’s not them we fuckin
With that game you gonna play
Is the game that I’m running

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
It’s a pirate’s life for me
It’s a pirate’s life for me

Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates

Yo ho ho
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
It’s a pirates life for me

Fire!

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It’s my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
It’s a pirate’s life for me
It’s a pirate’s life for me

Yo ho ho
It’s a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
It’s a pirates life for me

I’m a pirate nigga!