Lyrics Bobby Darin – I Ain’t Gonna Give Nobody None Of My Jellyroll
Text:
Johnny:
I ain’t gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll…
Bobby:
How ’bout your short’ning bread?
Johnny:
Oh, I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul…
Bobby:
I guess that’s what you said.
Johnny:
My ma told me today
When she went away…
Bobby:
To buy groceries.
Johnny:
To be a good boy
She’d give me a toy
’cause I’m my mama’s
Pride and joy.
There ain’t no use of anyone to keep a hangin’ ’round…
Bobby:
Maybe I’m waiting’ on your ma.
Johnny:
You don’t know my ma
She’d really put you down…
Bobby:
Put me down?
Johnny:
Ma’s bakin’ up a storm
And her oven is still warm.
I know you want it
And I ain’t gonna give you none.
Bobby:
You dirty boy!
I ain’t gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll…
Johnny:
Oh… such a stingy chap!
Bobby:
I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul…
Johnny:
How ’bout a zuzu snap?
Bobby:
Her cherry pie is fine
Her layer cake divine.
But I’m tellin’ you twice
You can’t get a slice
Unless you’re extra special nice.
Now, there ain’t no use of you to just keep a hangin’ ’round…
Johnny:
Oh… pretty please!
Bobby:
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah… my jellyroll is sweet…
Johnny:
That it is!
Bobby:
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it…
Johnny:
But, they can’t have it…
Both:
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!
Johnny:
Dibs on the dishpan.
Bobby:
I got seconds.
