Lyrics Bowling For Soup – Dear Megan Fox

Verse
Dear Megan Fox,
Didn’t you get my facebook post?,
It’s been two whole days,

Pre-Chorus
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell ’em)

Chorus
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don’t understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone’s control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
…dear Megan Fox!

Verse
Dear Megan Fox,
How come you don’t have a southern accent?,
Whats your twitter account?,
And will you follow me?,
My birthdays coming up, please don’t forget,

Pre-Chorus
I know there are others who tell you they love you,

Chorus
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don’t understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone’s control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
…dear Megan Fox!

Interlude
Spoken
Remember that time in that movie transformers,
When you hot-wired that tow-truck
And you strapped a robot to the back of it
And you guys went drivin’ through the city,
Shootin’ rockets at the evil robots,
And blowin’ stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
…that was awesome!

Pre-Chorus
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me…)

Chorus
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don’t understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone’s control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
…dear Megan Fox!