Lyrics Butthole Surfers – 22 Going On 23

Woman
Umm. I have this problem. Last July, I was assaulted…sexually,
and ever since then, I’ve been having trouble sleeping.
Man
How old are you?
Woman
I’m 22 going on 23
Man
Medicine…Counseling…Anxiety…Sleep Programming
..Medicine…Sleep Programming
..Anxiety…Counseling…Medicine…Sleep
Programming…Depression…Anxiety…
etc.
Woman
Well, they told me, when I have these bad dreams, to try and put
endings on the
dreams, like I come out a winner. But everytime i try to do that, I
just…don’t get anywhere. It
seems, I keep having the same dream over and over every night, and
that’s why I’m up so late.
Woman
And I watch one soap opera a day.
And if he happens to walk in the house, I’m paranoid.
I just jump up and turn off the TV. Except he says, «Is that
all you’re gonna do all
day, just sit around and watch TV?» And I love to travel, so I’ve

mentioned traveling to him.
And finances are no problem. But he says that he did all the traveling
that he wanted to do while
he was in the service.