Lyrics Canibus – Stan Lives! (Skit)

driving car

Bliss
«Hey, yo Loo, what time is the flight man?»
Loo

Stan’s car passes them

Loo
«The fuck’s the matter with this guy?»
2Pak
«Crazy motherfucker»
«Damm, slow down»
Bliss
«Who’s he tryna’ catch?»
Loo
«I dunno, but if he don’t slow down, he might-»

Stan’s car skids and crashes off a bridge

«Wow! Shit!»
Loo
«See that?!»
Bliss
«God damm! Yo, that nigga just drove over the bridge! Yo Pak! Yo, slow down man!»
2Pak
«Yo, Bliss man, we gotta make this flight man, we got 60 G’s on the show»
Bliss
«Yo, somebody’s in there, yo, pull over Pak!»
2Pak
«Yo, I’mma call 911, to son»
Bliss

Bliss gets out if the car

2Pak
«Yo, Bliss man, what are you doin?»
Bliss
«I gotta go, yo I gotta go rescue them»
2Pak
«C’mon Bliss!»
Loo
«Yo, don’t worry about Bliss man, he a good swimmer son, he knows what he’s doing»

Stan is gasping for air

Bliss
«Yo, is he breathing?»
Bliss
«Yo, I dunno, yo Loo, quick man, get me a sweater so I can put it underneath his neck»

Ambulance sirens

Ambulance person
«Thank you, now could you ease step to the side»
talks through radio
«We have a 53-11, I repeat, a 53-11, our ETA is 7 minutes»

Ambulance person
«We’ll take it from here, what’s his name?»
2Pak
«We dunno, we was just right behind him and he just drove off the fucking bridge!»
2Pak
«Yo Bliss, we gunna miss our flight man, we gotta leave now!»
Bliss
«Yo, excuse me, how far is the hospital from here?»
Ambulance person
«5 minutes, I need you to come to the hospital and fill out a report»
Bliss
«Ok, ok, yo, I’ll just catch up with y’all at the airport»