Lyrics Chumbawamba – Everything You Know Is Wrong
Text:
It’s like the time that this, uh, minister in Indiana claimed that the theme song for Mr. Ed, that old television show (yeah) about the talking horse (mmhmm), if you played the Mr. Ed theme song backwards it said «Satan is the source»
Misinformation
Misinformation
Taking scissors to play (beep) with the black vote down in Flordia
I’m the someone who knew (beep) and I’m telling pre-September
I lean on (beep) in the loop to help them un-remember
I was flying on UA 93
That shadow in the footage, it was probably me
I’m the rumour, I’m the doubt, I’m the lie
But you wouldn’t stand near me if you didn’t want to die
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There’s a verse missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong
I was there when they landed on the moon
In a studio in Kentucky in June
I’ve got Kennedy’s brain in a jar
If you knew what I knew, you wouldn’t laugh so hard
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There’s a verse missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong
In the canteen down at Columbine with the bags they never found
Striking matches up at Waco when they burned it to the ground
Without me Oklahoma wasn’t possible at all
See my silhouette in the Super 8, around the grassy knoll
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There’s a verse missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There’s a missing out of this song (misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong
Roger flight, we’re go, he’s got some, uh, nice elevated rings, which we expected, and, uh, he’s really speeded it up but he looks great, let’s go
Wrong wrong
Wrong wrong
Wrong wrong
I was in Paris in the underpass (wrong wrong)
I’m the FO sponsored super-grass (wrong wrong)
I’m Charlie Thrush in Minnesota (wrong wrong)
And I smuggled hep across the border (wrong wrong)
Stole Danny Casolaro’s memoirs (wrong wrong)
Out the acid in the reservoirs (wrong wrong)
I’m Ron Brown’s body on a T-43 (wrong wrong)
And I hid those missing WMDs (wrong wrong)
What did the president know, when did he know it?
Everything you know is, everything you know
Everything you know is, everything you know
Everything you know is, everything you know
Everything you know is, everything you know