Lyrics Clare Bowen – You Ain’t Dolly

You ain’t dolly
You ain’t porter
She’s a little bit fuller
Yeah? Well you’re a whole lot shorter

I noticed you right of the back in them cowboy boots
Who couldn’t help but see you in that rhinestone suit
Well that’s coz I’m the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might
But hey now don’t you worry cowboy coz I’ll get your through
We’ll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

Coz you ain’t Dolly
And you ain’t Porter
She’s a little bit fuller
Oh sweetheart you’re a whole lot shorter
Let’s drink all night and fill the juke box full a quarters
Coz you ain’t Dolly
No and you ain’t Porter

You’ll probably see me country singing on the voice some day
Yeah and I’m the guy they wrote about in 50 shades of grey
Why don’t you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Baby that sounds tempting but I just can’t stay
Oh oh we won first prize cowboy let’s just split the dough
Honey I will always love you but we’ll never know

Coz you ain’t Dolly
Babe you ain’t no Porter
She’s a little bit fuller
And you’re a damn sight shorter

We danced all night and filled the juke box full a quarters
Coz you ain’t Dolly
And you ain’t Porter
no no
You ain’t Dolly
No and you ain’t Porter