Lyrics Cracker – Friends
Text:
David Lowery:
Well I’d never sleep with your ex-girlfriend
Even if she starts to flirt with me again.
Allow me apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts;
‘Cause that’s the kind of friend that you’ve got.
Patterson Hood:
If a fight breaks out and you’re the cause of it
In some redneck bar where you’ve been talking shit.
I would not forsake you later in that parking lot
’cause that’s the kind of friend that you’ve got.
Lowery and Hood:
Well through the laughter and the tears,
We go stumbling through the years.
Lowery:
A bit dysfunctional well folks might say
Hood:
Well I’ve got the dirt on you.
Lowery:
Hey, I’ve got plenty on you too.
Lowery and Hood:
So I pray we stay together all our days.
Patterson Hood:
If a fight breaks out and you’re the cause of it
In some redneck bar where you’ve been talking shit.
I would not forsake you later in that parking lot
’cause that’s the kind of friend that you’ve got.
Lowery and Hood:
Well through the laughter and the tears,
We go stumbling through the years.
Lowery:
A bit dysfunctional well folks might say
Hood:
Well I’ve got the dirt on you.
Lowery:
Hey, I’ve got plenty on you too.
Lowery and Hood:
So I pray we stay together all our days.
Lowery:
So when you’re on a date
And you finally bring that girl home.
You put a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo
And you disconnect the phone.
Hood:
Then I show up drunk and raving,
And then I pass out on the spot.
‘Cause that’s the kind of friend
That you’ve got.
Lowery:
Well through the laughter and the tears,
Lowery and Hood:
We go stumbling through the years.
Lowery:
A bit dysfunctional well folks might say
Hood:
You can say that again.
Lowery and Hood:
Well I’ve got the dirt on you.
Lowery:
Hey, I’ve got plenty on you too;
Lowery and Hood:
So I pray we stay together all our days.
Lowery:
Oh dear lord
Lowery and Hood:
Yeah I pray we stay together all our days.
Lowery:
Well through the laughter and the tears,
Lowery and Hood:
We go stumbling through the years.
Lowery:
A bit dysfunctional well folks might say
Hood:
You can say that again.
Lowery and Hood:
Well I’ve got the dirt on you.
Lowery:
Hey, I’ve got plenty on you too;
Lowery and Hood:
So I pray we stay together all our days.
Lowery:
Oh dear lord
Lowery and Hood:
Yeah I pray we stay together all our days.