Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Research Me Obsessively

Text:

Anna:
Hey, what are you doing for the next, like, thirteen hours? Don’t do anything healthy. Don’t be productive. Give in to your desire…

Research me obsessively
Uh-huh

Find out everything you can about me
You know you want to dig for me relentlessly
Uh-huh
Using every available search tool and all forms of social media

You know you want to look at my Instagram
But it’s private
So Google me until you find out where I went to high school
And then set up a fake Instagram account
Using the name and the photo
Of someone that went to my high school
And hope that I remember that person a little bit

Then request access to my private Instagram
From the fake account
And in the meantime, scour my work Instagram account
‘Cause that one’s public

Research me obsessively
Uh-huh
Find an actual picture of my parents’ house on Google Maps
You know you want to hunt for me tirelessly
Uh-huh
It’s not stalking ’cause the information is all technically public

Check out every guy I used to date
And deduce who broke up with who
Based on the hesitation in our smiles

So many unanswered questions
Did I go to the University of Texas?

Am I an EMT?
Is that my obituary, in which I’m survived by my loving husband Eddie of fifty years, children Susan and Matthew, and grandchild Stephanie?
Wait, no, that’s just all people with my same name
Or is it? Pay only $9.99 on a background check website to know for sure

So don’t stop
Just research me obsessively
Uh-huh
And in lieu of flowers
Donate to other me’s favorite charity
Research me
Just research me
And research me
And research me
Oops, it’s three days later