Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Textmergency

Harry:
Time is running out
You’ve got to act now
Stay one step ahead

Connie:
There’s no turning back
Here in the danger zone
You’ve got to manually delete that text
From that dude’s cell phone!

Rebecca:
Thank you, officers!

Police officer:
Good luck, Rebecca!

Harry:
It’s a..

Harry & Connie:
Textmergency

Harry:
Baby, can’t you see?

Harry & Connie:
Textmergency

Harry:
That term just occurred to me
It’s gonna catch on instantly!

Connie:
Wait, what about
Textastrophe?
That sounds better to me!
Textastrophe!

Harry:
I prefer textmergency

Rebecca’s client:
I accidentally texted my mother-in-law
A picture of my erection

Connie’s client:
I once group texted my whole staff
About my yeast infection!

Harry:
Exactly! it’s so relatable
That’s why I coined the phrase:

Connie:
Textastrophe!
That’s the meme, don’t you agree?

Harry:
All due respect
Textmergency
Is the better term, miss c

Connie:
Hmmm, I wanna go with
Textastrophe
I already put it on urban dictionary

Ghost of Steve Jobs:
You fools! It doesn’t matter what it’s called. That’s right, it’s me, the ghost of steve jobs!
what matters is that I control your lives from the grave!
technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved ones—ha ha ha ha ha!
And when you send a few words to the wrong recipient and it immediately destroys your life, that’s called a..

Messagepocalypse!

All rockers:
Get out of here, Steve Jobs!

Connie’s client:
Guys, what about that lawyer chick? we’ve gotten really off track…

Harry:
She’s searching for the spare key
Looked under the mat!

Connie:
It’s clearly hidden in that owl!

Rebecca’s client:
Look in that flower pot, hurry!

Connie’s client:
Hurry up and check that Buddha sconce

All rockers:
Check the Buddha sconce
Check the Buddha sconce!

Harry:
She did it!
Now she can delete the text
She won’t need to come up with a
Textcuse!

Connie:
Texplanation!

Harry:
Textmergency just flows!

Connie:
No, dude, textastrophe, it’s what it is…

Rebecca’s client:
Dude, she’s totally right

Connie’s client:
Textscuse me!