Lyrics Descendents – Eunuch Boy
Text:
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Don’T Laugh At Him Cause He Can’T Piss Straight
He Can’T Even Masturbate
Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets
Got No Bulge In His Pockets
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Can’T Even Make It Through A Day Of School
They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool
It Must Suck To Know You’Ll Never Fuck
Got No Bulge In His Pockets
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Can’T Even Make It Through A Day Of School
They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool
It Must Suck To Know You’Ll Never Fuck
Album
Descendents – Descendents - Everything Sucks
Descendents – Thank You
Descendents – I Won’t Let Me
Descendents – This Place
Descendents – Eunuch Boy
Descendents – We
Descendents – Hateful Notebook
Descendents – She Loves Me
Descendents – Doghouse
Descendents – When I Get Old
Descendents – Caught
Descendents – Sick–O–Me
Descendents – Rotting Out
Descendents – Coffee Mug
Descendents – I’m The One
Descendents – Everything Sucks