Lyrics Die Antwoord – My Best Friend

B
My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi
The Flying Dutchman
(snort) nice name, where’d you get it? the Waterfront?
B
Don’t you think I’ve been mocked enough, because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name?
The Flying Dutchman
Versin!
B
I was taken by the Russians as a slave, but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro.
The Flying Dutchman
Verstaan jy Afrikaans?
B
stop! English only — I do not understand your language.
The Flying Dutchman
mm? why am I here?
The Flying Dutchman
Ja waars ons kinders?
B
I said English. Can you handle it?
The Flying Dutchman
Hmm?
B
Because you are cute and I like to lick the chocolate starfish
if you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips,
it is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me how to talk shit

and just like him I have mastered it, and I now talk through my ass as well.