Lyrics Die Antwoord – Uncle Jimmy (Skit)
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Yo-landi
Uh, hi Jimmy.
Max
Yolandi, hi. Come in. How you doin’?
Yo-landi
I just wanted to ask you
Max
Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap.
Yo-landi
Uh..okay..uh..well.
Max
There you go. You want some herbal tea?
Yo-landi
Uh, no thanks.
Max
You sure?
Yo-landi
I’m fine. Thanks.
Max
Oh, Yolandi, look at you. You’re so cute and squishy, look at your little cheeky weekys you’re so cute. I just want to keep you here in my office as my little pet; feed you, bathe you, comb your pretty hair. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do, you hear me Yolandi?
Yo-landi
Mhmm
Max
Yeah, don’t let anyone around here fuck you around.
Yo-landi
Kay.
Max
You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything, come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and tell Uncle Jimmy what you need. You got that?
Yo-landi
Yes, Jimmy.
Max
No, call me Uncle Jimmy.
Yo-landi
Yes, Uncle Jimmy.