Lyrics Diet Cig – Dinner Date
Text:
I had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance
Maybe that’s why I don’t like
To fucking slow dance
And my mom said don’t buy vegetables
They won’t last
Well she’s right ’cause our friendship is in the past
Well she’s right ’cause our friendship is in the past
And I’m going through these phases
Of people and places
And the turkey is tasting
Just like the shit that you’re talking
So you know I had to shoot that dog
Because everyone’s family
When you’re in a hospital
And you know I’m scared
Like a third grader on a triple dog dare
And I’m going through these phases
Of people and places
(Of people!)
And the turkey is tasting
Just like the shit that you’re talking
(And I’m going through these phases)
And maybe if you took me out to dinner
(Of people and places)
I would like anything
(And the turkey is tasting)
For longer than a year
(Just like the shit that you’re talking)