Lyrics DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – Numero Uno
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One one
Grand number
Grand numero
Court is now in session
To the man the myth the Fresh Prince the utmost
I got a brain like a cup and rhymes
I pour em’ Spectrum to the Astrodome to bore em
All the way to Wembley fans are in a frenzy
Doing what I gotta do to make people remember me
Fast like Flo Jo crazy like Cujo
Both I know and you know
That I’m numero uno
My crew is numero
Order in the court prepare to cop the plea sucker
Judge jury bailiff their all me
Your on trial but you can’t win
Cause I wrote the script you die in the end
So throw in the towel sign off just give it up
You tried to beat me in a game that I made up
And by the time you learnt the rules and tried to change your fate
It’s too little too late sorry chump check mate
I’m in the room to do my thing
You wanna battle lets go just get your butt in the ring
Ten seconds and its over I yell out who’s next
I got you off guard with the lyrical suplex
I flex my lyrics so that you cant jinx
The ship that wont sink more popular than the Sphynx
I’m a cardo will strong just like a dinosaur
You want more your not scared then what your running for
I’m known to destroy you and your crew if you follow the rules
I’m number one I’m the Prince I’m the lyrical gun
What you’re dissing me yo cut that out son
Cause I’m a weapon you heard what I said
And I should have a danger sign on my forehead
Cause I’m lethal, fatal, unstable
I’m nitro standing in front of a mic cable
Waiting to blow if there’s a flick or a static
To ignite the fuse in the room you feel the doom
You tried to break but there’s no escape
From the jaws of death you took the bait
Wait and if I say so you may go
It’s like mother mayor May It oh hell no
Go ahead and play me if you think I’m a joke
Just keep a brace around for when your neck gets broken
Cause your gambling just like craps and Trump go ahead roll
Snake eyes you lost chump
That’s the way its gonna be every time you try to go rhyme for rhyme
Your rhymes against my rhymes are dope
Your rhyming is weak your rhyming is wack
Wherever you got it from I suggest that you take it back
Hold up hobbes you say you made it up
Then cut your head off because your brain sucks
You should a stayed back
You should a laid back
You Should a prayed that
I didn’t come back
But I came back
Remember way back
You used to say that
I wrote wack raps
Now your screaming out somebody tame that
Lyrical cyclops yo prince please stop
Somebody call the cops go get you some eye drops
Now heres a word for the wise don’t go into the light
That’s how I get ya cause I’m a poetic poltergeist
Now in ya mind is a vision
That’s driven by my decision
To become an imaginational figment
Which gives you the freedom to explore and roll around with your mind And
Disappear when you look behind
You know I’m a gladiator
And I really hate a sucker stepping to me that’s a perpetrator
Really I’m the vader terminator
That’s like setting up do that and detonator
Go the fat was
You know that I’m def cause
I just transformed it like Jeff does
Fast like Flo Jo crazy like Cujo
Both I and you know
That I’m numero uno
My crew is numero
Grand number
My crew is numero
