Lyrics Eminem – The Kiss (Skit)
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Eminem
I’m gonna kill this bitch. I’m gonna kill her. I’m going to fuckin’ jail, cause i’m gonna kill this bitch.
Gary
Yo’ man, I don’t know.
Eminem
What?
Gary
I got a really, really bad feelin’ about this.
Eminem
Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You’ve always got a bad feeling man. That’s her car right there. Just park.
Gary
Allright, just let me park. I’m parking!
Eminem
Fuckin’, turn the car off dog.
Gary
Alright.
Eminem
Alright, we wait.
Gary
We wait for what?
Eminem
We wait until she comes out. Man, i’m gonna fuckin’ kill her.
Gary
Man, you ain’t gonna kill nobody.
Eminem
Man, just shut the fuck up dog.
Gary
What the fuck did you bring that for?
Eminem
Just shut up, fuckin’ clip is empty.
What?
Gary
I got a really, really bad feelin’ about this.
Eminem
Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You’ve always got a bad feeling man. That’s her car right there. Just park.
Gary
Allright, just let me park. I’m parking!
Eminem
Fuckin’, turn the car off dog.
Gary
Alright.
Eminem
Alright, we wait.
Gary
We wait for what?
Eminem
We wait until she comes out. Man, i’m gonna fuckin’ kill her.
Gary
Man, you ain’t gonna kill nobody.
Eminem
Man, just shut the fuck up dog.
Gary
What the fuck did you bring that for?
Eminem
Just shut up, fuckin’ clip is empty.
Gary
Don’t point that shit at me!
Eminem
It’s not even loaded bitch, look!
Gary
Dude! God I fuckin’ hate when you do that shit.
Eminem
Ha ha, ya but it’s funny as fuck.
Gary
You’re gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
Eminem
It get’s you every time. Is that her?
Gary
Where?
Eminem
Right there motherfucker.
Gary
Yeah, fuck.
Eminem
Alright, get up, get up.
Gary
Here we go again.
Eminem
Get down!
Gary
What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car?
Eminem
Yo’, who’s she walkin’ with?
Gary
How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
Eminem
It’s the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
Gary
I don’t think so.
Eminem
Dog, she just fuckin’ kissed him.
Gary
No, she didn’t!
Eminem
She’s kissing him dog!
Gary
No she’s not…oh shit.
Eminem
C’mon, motherfucker!
Gary
MAARRSSHH!!!
Don’t point that shit at me!
Eminem
It’s not even loaded bitch, look!
Gary
Dude! God I fuckin’ hate when you do that shit.
Eminem
Ha ha, ya but it’s funny as fuck.
Gary
You’re gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
Eminem
It get’s you every time. Is that her?
Gary
Where?
Eminem
Right there motherfucker.
Gary
Yeah, fuck.
Eminem
Alright, get up, get up.
Gary
Here we go again.
Eminem
Get down!
Gary
What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car?
Eminem
Yo’, who’s she walkin’ with?
Gary
How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
Eminem
It’s the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
Gary
I don’t think so.
Eminem
Dog, she just fuckin’ kissed him.
Gary
No, she didn’t!
Eminem
She’s kissing him dog!
Gary
No she’s not…oh shit.
Eminem
C’mon, motherfucker!
Gary
MAARRSSHH!!!