Lyrics Epic Rap Battles Of History – Hitler vs Vader 2
Text:
Epic rap battles of history!
Adolf Hitler!
Versus!
Adolf Hitler:
MC:
Darth Vader!
Begin!
Darth Vader:
Someone who loathes you, bitch, now stand up and rhyme
I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time
Roar like Chewbacca
The voice of Mufasa
I’m on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe
I strike back hard against a Nazi
Brain toss your ass in the air, Yahtzee!
Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am
I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp
I’m a certified Sith Lord, you runt
So suck on deez…
Stormtrooper:
Uh, deez what, sir?
Darth Vader:
Deez robot nuts!
I’m gonna enjoy watching you die
So let me do it with my own eyes
Adolf Hitler:
You look stressed, Vader, you appear to be in pain
You need to take a vacation, here, take a trip on my train
I mean you, leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!
You got one bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate
Now you’re 6’6 and black but can’t get a date
Lightsaber? You need a Life Saver
Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator
You think you’re powerful with your finger neck pinches?
You couldn’t even get your own son into the family business!
Everything you do is an epic fail
Now stand at attention and Sieg fucking Heil!
What’s wrong Ani? Can’t take anymore?
Not surprising coming from the Emperor’s whore
Yeah! Ya take that!
What’s the matter?
Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?
Stephen Hawking:
Because you’re standing over the Rancor Pit
Adolph Hitler:
Aaaaahhhh-I-am-Adolf-Hitler!
Outro:
Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide!
Epic! (Part 2!) Rap battles of history!
Album
Epic Rap Battles Of History – Epic Rap Battles Of History - Season 2
