Lyrics Fountains Of Wayne – Richie And Ruben

They opened up a bar called «Living Hell»
Right from the start it didn’t go too well
They didn’t have the vibe or quite the right clientele

They bought a velvet rope and the door man laughed

Richie and Ruben
Are both a little out of their minds
Don’t give ’em a dime
They’ll blow through your dough
Just like they blew through mine
A-whoa a-a-o
Whoa-o a-a-o
Where did the money go?
Where did the money go?

They opened a boutique they called «Degree»
Together with some kid from F.I.T.
Though later it turned out he never quite
Got his degree

Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt
That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt
Seemed just a little bit
Too steep to me — e — e — — e — e

Richie and Ruben
Don’t know what they’re doin’
Richie and Ruben
Are both a little out of their minds
Don’t give ’em a dime

And ever since the seventh grade
They’ve been sayin that «we’ve got it made»
And I haven’t gotten paid
Gotten paid at all
A-whoa a-a-o
Whoa-o a-a-o
Where did the money go?
Where did the money go?

Richie and Ruben
Don’t know what they’re doin’
Richie and Ruben
Are both a little
They’re both a little
They’re both a little
Out of their minds