Lyrics Frank Zappa – 50/50
Text:
Well, my dandruff is loose
An’ my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain’t cute
An’ my voice is ka-poot
But that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say
Ain’t gonna sing you no love song
How my heart is all sore
Will not beg your indulgence
‘Cause you heard it before
An’ that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say
Ants in my pants!
I have taken your time
I have sung you my song
Ain’t no great revelation
But it wasn’t too long
An’ that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way, ha ha!
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say
