Lyrics Frank Zappa – Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

Hey! Do you know what you are?
You’re an asshole!
An ASSHOLE!

Some of you might not agree

Maybe you think you’re a lonely guy
Maybe you think you’re too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try

And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name…
One Two Three Four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Let’s talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
And so you kissed a little sailor