Lyrics Frank Zappa – Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Text:
The clock upon the wall
Has struck the midnight hour!
She finishes her call;
Her girlfriend’s in the shower
Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!
Half a dozen provocative squats!
Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots;
Brushes her teeth;
Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat…
(It’s getting her, getting her
Hot-Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh)
She’s just twenty-four
And she can’t get off,
A sad but typical case, yeah
Last dude to do her
Got in and got soft;
She blew it,
And laughed in his face, yeah!
Face, yeah!
Yeah
Album
Frank Zappa – Frank Zappa - 200 Motels
Frank Zappa – I’m Stealing The Towels
Frank Zappa – Semi–Fraudulent / Direct–From–Hollywood Overture
Frank Zappa – Mystery Roach
Frank Zappa – This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
Frank Zappa – Tuna Fish Promenade
Frank Zappa – This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
Frank Zappa – The Sealed Tuna Bolero
Frank Zappa – Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Frank Zappa – Would You Like A Snack?
Frank Zappa – Redneck Eats
Frank Zappa – Centerville
Frank Zappa – She Painted Up Her Face
Frank Zappa – Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Frank Zappa – Shove It Right In
Frank Zappa – The Finale
Frank Zappa – Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
Frank Zappa – Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Frank Zappa – Penis Dimension
Frank Zappa – What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
Frank Zappa – A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
Frank Zappa – Magic Fingers
Frank Zappa – Dew On The Newts We Got
Frank Zappa – The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
Frank Zappa – The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
Frank Zappa – The Girl’s Dream
Frank Zappa – Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Frank Zappa – Strictly Genteel