Lyrics Frank Zappa – Inca Roads

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round

George
So white, Don, I have never seen nothing like that in my entire life!
Napoleon
Whose python boot is that? Hey, rush it! What?
FZ
Why don’t you sharpen it then?

George
It was round . . . bold . . . I could . . . couldn’t . . . What’s that white thing doin’ up there?
Napoleon
You whose? Hush! Wait a minute!
FZ
Mother Mary and Jozuf!

Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself
Park it
Se-e-e-elf
(PARK IT . . . PARK IT)

Or did someone

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill

Did a booger-bear
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was she round
And did she have a motor
Or was she something different

Guacamole Queen
Guacamole Queen
Guacamole Queen

At the Armadillo in Austin Texas, her aura,
Or did someone build a place
Or leave a space for Chester’s Thing to land
(Chester’s Thing . . . on Ruth)
Did a booger-bear
Come from somewhere out there
Did a booger-bear
Come from somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up her hill
On Ruth
On Ruth
That’s Ruth