Lyrics Frank Zappa – «Oh–Umm»
Text:
Gilly
Ohh. Umm. Hmm.
Girl #1
That’s how long I’ve been here. I’ve been here ever since, ever since it got dark I’ve been here.
Louis
How did you get in my home? This is my piano. How did you get in here?
Motorhead
I thought it was my piano.
Louis
It’s mine.
Roy
Since when?
Louis
Since about 10 years ago its mine.
Roy
You sure?
Louis
Yes, positively.
Roy
No, it was mine.
Louis
This is a small place, you must be blind you know.
Motorhead
Where were you at?
Roy
Could have been one nine . . . No, it couldn’t have been one-nine-oh . . .
Louis
It couldn’t have been any more . . . How about try, just try ‘G’ . . .
Roy
How did you happen to get in here?
How did you get in my home? This is my piano. How did you get in here?
Motorhead
I thought it was my piano.
Louis
It’s mine.
Roy
Since when?
Louis
Since about 10 years ago its mine.
Roy
You sure?
Louis
Yes, positively.
Roy
No, it was mine.
Louis
This is a small place, you must be blind you know.
Motorhead
Where were you at?
Roy
Could have been one nine . . . No, it couldn’t have been one-nine-oh . . .
Louis
It couldn’t have been any more . . . How about try, just try ‘G’ . . .
Roy
How did you happen to get in here?
Louis
My mother said to me «You’re a bad boy, Louis the Turkey. You’d better, you’d you you you’d better go on ‘E’ and stay on ‘E’ and you’ll never see the world . . . you’re a bad boy ’cause you you went to the bathroom on the floor!» you know?
Motorhead
Did they make you clean it up?
Louis
No, they made me eat it.
Roy
Ooh.
My mother said to me «You’re a bad boy, Louis the Turkey. You’d better, you’d you you you’d better go on ‘E’ and stay on ‘E’ and you’ll never see the world . . . you’re a bad boy ’cause you you went to the bathroom on the floor!» you know?
Motorhead
Did they make you clean it up?
Louis
No, they made me eat it.
Roy
Ooh.
Album
Frank Zappa – Frank Zappa - Civilization Phaze III
Frank Zappa – «I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back»
Frank Zappa – «This Is Phaze III»
Frank Zappa – «Oh–Umm»
Frank Zappa – They Made Me Eat It
Frank Zappa – «A Very Nice Body»
Frank Zappa – «How The Pigs’ Music Works»
Frank Zappa – Xmas Values
Frank Zappa – «Dark Water!»
Frank Zappa – Amnerika
Frank Zappa – «Have You Ever Heard Their Band?»
Frank Zappa – Religious Superstition
Frank Zappa – «Saliva Can Only Take So Much»
Frank Zappa – Buffalo Voice
Frank Zappa – «Someplace Else Right Now»
Frank Zappa – «A Kayak (On Snow)»
Frank Zappa – N–Lite
Frank Zappa – «That Would Be The End Of That»
Frank Zappa – «Attack! Attack! Attack!»
Frank Zappa – «A Different Octave»
Frank Zappa – «This Ain’t CNN»
Frank Zappa – «The Pigs’ Music»
Frank Zappa – «This Is All Wrong»
Frank Zappa – Hot & Putrid
Frank Zappa – «Flowing Inside–Out»
Frank Zappa – «I Had A Dream About That»
Frank Zappa – Gross Man
Frank Zappa – «A Tunnel Into Muck»
Frank Zappa – Why Not?
Frank Zappa – «Put A Little Motor In ‘Em»
Frank Zappa – «You’re Just Insultin’ Me, Aren’t You!»
Frank Zappa – «Cold Light Generation»