Lyrics Frank Zappa – Soft–Sell Conclusion
Text:
includes quotes from God Bless America (Irving Berlin), America The Beautiful (Ward/Bates), Marine’s Hymn (trad.) and A Soldier’s Tale (Stravinsky)
A lot of people don’t bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, «Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?» But the answer is simple, my friends… just call… and tell them how you feel… about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER, CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL… and soon: A NEW RAPPORT! You and your new little green & yellow buddies… grooving together! OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice! ONLY IN AMERICA! Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h…
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
AR-R-H-R that the vegetable
Will respond to you…
OH NO! Can you see them responding?
The PUMPKIN is breathing hard:
HUFFA PUFFA HUFFA PUFFA
etc.
what a pumpkin…
Album
Frank Zappa – Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
