Lyrics Frank Zappa – Telephone Conversation
Text:
Pam
Well — just… operator? Hold for a minute, please…
FZ
Hello?
Operator
Yes, sir…
FZ
Ah, can you call 6-7-8-9-8-6-6?
Operator
Same area code?
FZ
Yes
Operator
Alright
FZ
Is that Vickie?
Pam
Yeah… He’s gonna bump you off yet, he’s got a gun, you know… (heh heh heh…) If he didn’t get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won’t get you here
Vickie
Hello?
Pam
Vickie?
Vickie
Yeah
Pam
What’s happening?
Vickie
Listen: your father has called me up this…
Pam
Now look, just don’t panic but just tell me…
Yes, sir…
FZ
Ah, can you call 6-7-8-9-8-6-6?
Operator
Same area code?
FZ
Yes
Operator
Alright
FZ
Is that Vickie?
Pam
Yeah… He’s gonna bump you off yet, he’s got a gun, you know… (heh heh heh…) If he didn’t get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won’t get you here
Vickie
Hello?
Pam
Vickie?
Vickie
Yeah
Pam
What’s happening?
Vickie
Listen: your father has called me up this…
Pam
Now look, just don’t panic but just tell me…
Vickie
I’m not panicking!
Pam
OK
Vickie
I think my phone’s tapped too
Pam
Well don’t worry, that’s quite alright
Vickie
Alright… Your father called me up this afternoon
Pam
Just a second…
I’m not panicking!
Pam
OK
Vickie
I think my phone’s tapped too
Pam
Well don’t worry, that’s quite alright
Vickie
Alright… Your father called me up this afternoon
Pam
Just a second…