Lyrics Frank Zappa – The Blackouts

So, uh, I’d just like to tell you about a little incident at Shrine Auditorium. Uh, well, see we made this scene down there, we walked in, and this, this place is big, y’know, real big, y’know? An’ everybody was gonna be there. Louis Armstrong and his boys were gonna be there, (Titans) an’ the Titans, (and the Velvetones too) and the Velvetones, and the Blackouts, so let me, let me tell you about this

We made the scene (good to … ). The Velvetones think they’re Lawrence Welk.