Lyrics Frank Zappa – Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Text:
Act I
SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery…
JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
‘N’ grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt…
when…
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Album
Frank Zappa – Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III
Frank Zappa – Watermelon In Easter Hay
Frank Zappa – Packard Goose
Frank Zappa – He Used To Cut The Grass
Frank Zappa – Outside Now
Frank Zappa – Keep It Greasey
Frank Zappa – Dong Work For Yuda
Frank Zappa – Stick It Out
Frank Zappa – Scrutinizer Postlude
Frank Zappa – Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Frank Zappa – Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Frank Zappa – On The Bus
Frank Zappa – Fembot In A Wet T–Shirt
Frank Zappa – Catholic Girls
Frank Zappa – Joe’s Garage