Lyrics Guttermouth – A Day At The Office
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Out in the backyard yesterday
Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool
The power cord got a little close to water edge
And sent 10 000 volts down little billy’s spine
Better luck next time
Woke up one sunday afternoon
The families gone on a hunting trop for caribou
Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof
I slipped and fell and landed on the ground
No one was around
When will I be found
I’m sure not glad it happened
But I’m happy as can be
That it look the life from someone else
Better than me bought
A home right by the plant
They said she’d never blow again like she did before
Perhaps they spoke a bit to close a half passed noon
She blew like hell and then the sky turned red
Toxins overhead everybody’s dead, everybody’s dead
Pleasant dreams and thanks for listening