Lyrics Hobo Johnson – Subaru Crosstrek XV

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet
Sometimes I get drunk and forget what day it is
I wish that I was skinnier but I love sandwiches

I wish that I was friends with Drake
So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today
Damn, I wish my name wasn’t Frank
FUCK, I wish it was Blake!
I learned a lot from my dad
Like how to yell a lot
And make a car go fast
I wish that I was in the league
I’m a number one pick with two bad knees
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
We’re both reliable
Got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I’m not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley but I’m not quite there yet

What’s the point of being cool?
Cut your hair and get a job, like the rest of us do
Don’t play guitar in the park and just sit
If I hear another G chord, I’m breaking your shit

Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek

Nothing like fighting another man
‘Cause he cut me off in traffic and my morning started bad
I’m glad that his kids got to see
That his dad’s a giant prick and that he got what he needs
Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
Life is an abyss half filled with sadness
My ex-girl’s grandpa invented pinball
He had a lot of time on his hands

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I’m not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley but I’m not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I’m not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley but I’m not quite there yet