Lyrics Hop Along – Laments Of A Mattress

Hehmm, what? fuck you, I’m walking out, it’s my apartment

Green striped sheets lifted from me
I am free of two very heavy bodies
Once we three had slept soundly

The one on the left says to the on the right
I could make a very good wife for you
The one on the right to the one on the left
Let’s take this one step at a time
One on the the right says to the one on the left
You know I need you all the time I ah I
The one on the left says to the one on the right

Go ahead take the couch
I know I don’t want to sit next to nobody
Go ahead take the fridge and all
I don’t want you going hungry
Go ahead take the cat
I know you’re coming back so
Go ahead take it all
I know how you’ve been
You’ve been wanting to all this time
To settle down all
Has it always been settling down? down down
My elastic, steel and spring
They will tell you everything
If you lay down
For a minute
Oh my elastic, steel and spring
They will tell you everything
If you lay down
For a minute
The mattress maker’s making his living by the minute, by the minute
The mattress maker’s making his living by the minute, by the minute
The mattress maker’s making his living by the minute, by the minute
The mattress maker’s making his living by the minute, by the minute
So, go ahead