Lyrics Joey Trap – Nice To Meet You Mr Cowboy

To the cowgirls, you should be a Playboi bunny
It’s so wild girl, weird I’ve never met you
I just got some questions, listen Mrs Cowgirl
Do you know how to ride a horse?
Cause I really drive a Porsche, but I know it’s not important
I nut up on your toes so we never have an orphan
I’m kinda of shopaholic and get you matching Jordans, wait
Pardon me, part of me only wants you for emotion
The only part just wants to fuck, I mean
Honestly, I only wanna have sex with you if you got it and I don’t need bushes or carpetin’, wait
I’ma eat a little bush, only just a little bit
I just ain’t admittin’ it, well I guess I did it, shit
How much do a nigga make? Give you just a little hint
Wait, I’m still a little rich, um
I’m makin’ more than the sheriff of Bristol
But did you know I must carry a pistol
I used to all the meth, got like crystal
But I stopped that, now my life very simple, yeah
I just be-, I just be racin’ (I just be racin’)
Haha, I just be-, look (I just be racin’)
I just be racin’ horses, I rip around in some crazy courses
Fifty deep, I’m lightin’ blunts with torches
If you heard ’bout me, got different sources
Anyways, what your name is, cowgirl?
She’s a Maddie, she’s a ten times ten, not a ten, she’s a baddie
If you’d like to race, let’s horse to my paddie

We can race you home while I make you call me «Daddy,» I’m-
I’m a freak in the streets, in the sheets, I’m a gentleman
Sike, I’m a cowboy, say «Howdy,» I’m tellin’ you
If you don’t say «Howdy» back then I’m killin’ him

(Howdy, howdy, I like to say «What the fuck?»)
Shit, that our my conversation, me and ’em, me and the cowgirl and shit
(My chopper stay with the buck)
You already know I trash, nigga
Fuck out of here