Lyrics Jon Cozart – Movie Villain Medley
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Voldemort is here
My daddy told me when I was young
«You are just a big mistake»
He left me stranded in an orphanage
There’s nothing wrong with loving who you are
So I accepted evil in my veins
I split my soul up into seven parts
To put the mudbloods all in chains
You’d better kneel down and pray
‘Cause Voldy’s seizing the day
I’ve made a comeback, baby, and I’m born to slay
All of you muggles are swine
I’ve got no nose but I’m fine
I am the dark lord, baby, and I’m born to slay
Welcome to the the darker day
Harry, Ron, Hermione
Baby I was born to slay
I will make that Potter pay
Voldemort is here to stay
I am the dark lord baby and I’m born to slay
I started as a nobody and grew up as a freak
My dad drank booze, my mom smoked pot, I had poor physique
But now I’m running Gotham ’cause that Bat’s delirious
I shoot up all the good guys asking
«Why so serious?»
Can’t read my, can’t read my
No they can’t read my Joker face
‘Cause I’m a psychopathic killer
Can’t read my, can’t read my
I even killed the fat bus driver
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda, I’m wearing black space pants
I’m wearing space pants
My name is Vader and I’ll blow up your world
I’m your dad and I wear black space pants
I am the Sith Lord and I’ll never be loved
I’m his dad and I wear black space pants
Obi-Wan Kenobi
I’m wearing space pants
Yeah
The Jew hunter’s here
Yeah, I’m smelling the fear
Some may call me cruel but I got beat up in high school
So I take it out on every single Jew throughout
Germany and France
Now I’m a real bad man
You’re dead unless you somehow stop me
‘Cause I’m a, I’m a Nazi
Now I’m a master mind, I won’t stop until those Jews are mine
I’m Tarantino’s man
I killed a girl named Anne
Can’t stop me
‘Cause I’m a, I’m a Nazi
Yo
I got a thing for shooting guys
They’re too distracted by my size
I’m curving bullets and I’m sticking it to the man
I’m flipping cars and looking hot
‘Cause I got implants, gonna be okay
Big big boob boobs
Got implants don’t get in my way
I got big boobs
Got implants I’ll blow you away
Big big boob boobs
Got implants
Got-got-got implants
This is the Movie Villain Medley