Lyrics Josh A – Rick

Rick Sanchez:
Uh… hey, hey, Josh. I, I need you to make a Szechuan Sauce song, Josh. I need you to make a song about Szechuan Sauce, Josh

Josh A:
No. Why would I do that? That sounds terrible

Rick Sanchez:
Uh, we can bring it back. Make a song about Szechuan Sauce, ehhh, then maybe McDonalds will finally bring it back

Josh A:
No, I’m not doing it

Rick Sanchez:
C’mon! You made songs about Call, Call of Duty Zombies maps before. «No Shima» is one of your biggest songs. Think about it! «It’s that Szechuan Mulan Sauce flow». It, it’ll be a classic, Josh

Josh A:
Please don’t ever try to rap again

Rick Sanchez:
Ehhh… C’mon, Josh. 9 more seasons, 97 more seasons. If that’s what it takes, the people need the sauce