Lyrics JT Machinima – Fact Rap Challenge
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Facts — cuz that’s what I came prepared to write
Water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit
The designer of the Eiffel tower was scared of heights
There are more than 300 illuminated Paris sites
Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet? Back to Paris lights
They could spare some lights if you ever need ’em
Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you can eat ’em?
I learned that from a book so if you haven’t you should read one
Caffeine’s a diuretic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun
Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten
The «Grease Gun» is the M3 sub machine gun
Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun
Speaking of, gunpowder — made by the Chinese, son
Fuck the Mona Lisa, da Vinci liked to draw dicks
A blue whale’s dong is 3 meters long, sick
These are all facts, even if obnoxious
Like Ricegum’s Response to iDubbz — shit
The world is round, flat-earthers suck my balls
And did you know awesome role models do not include both the Pauls
Yo, OJ is guilty, and «Khaleesi» means queen
Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
During the battle of Pelusium
The Persians had cats and they were using ’em
Because they knew that Egyptians were afraid of wounding ’em
2 grand’s the average cost a single carat ruby runs
But the most expensive chemical element — californium
27 mil a gram, who can afford more than one?
Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden
But they watch way more gay porn than anyone
Less weight, high reps, best for a chest pump
But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy
Dolphins have sex for pleasure but they never get sweaty
Human eyeballs stay the same size
Brown, blue or green, for your entire lives
And we perceive the world upside down first
The brain flips it over with mind powers
The sun is hot (How hot?) Really hot
Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught
The moon landing happened back in ’69, it wasn’t fake
But someone you don’t trust — Glados, when she’s promised cake
