Lyrics JT Machinima – Mega Ramp Rap
Text:
Hey Neebs, you wanna get high?
Jump onto my scooter let me blow your mind
Lets fly, the limit’s the sky
Get some life insurance cuz you’ll probably die
Never seen a jump so, wonderfully humungo
So high I’ll be touchin’ the moon
Take the wheel Neebs show ’em what you can do
Cause it’s the one and only Neebs I’m looking for something new
Been searching everywhere form Florida to Park Avenue
But now im chilling in Los Santos and then what do I see?
A mega ramp just for me and my homie JT
Oh no better not look down
We gettin’ so high can’t even see the ground
But I’m prepared I don’t even feel scared
100 miles an hour on my favourite wheelchair
Hot damn this ramp’s so long
That’s why we wrote this song
Let’s ride it all night long
It feels so good, and sounds so wrong
Hot damn this ramp is steep
Drop in, I’m goin’ deep
Two grown men and a crazy pipedream
Ain’t nobody who can take me for a ride like Neebs
Me and JT are together like a human centipede
We got a ramp so high that you get a nose bleed
If you wanna mega ramp then baby we got what you need
Paleto Bay to Vice City satisfaction guaranteed
I feel all the energy the god of of ramps are sending me
So when I fly just like a breeze your mind is blown just like a sneeze (bless you)
I’m hungry so it’s time to eat
Yo JT gimme some more of that RAMP
Ah man, you know what I wash my hair with?
Rampoo
I noticed your hair smelled good JT
You know it does
Yeah, you know what I’m getting hungry
How about we get some Shrimp Rampi
AHH Thats my favourite thing to eat but I’ve got
Crrramps right now
Ah man… Do you need a rampon?
Ooo. I think I really need to change my rampon
Yeah, and then maybe afterwards we go out for a movie and watch LADY AND THE RAMP
NO! Why watch that when we can watch Interview with the Rampire
We should do that and then go on vacation
Where we going?!
I’mmmm going to Rampa Bay
Ahh, I’m going to the Ramptons
Classy
You know what?
We are the Rampions
Yes sir! Baby!
We are the Rampions
Of the world!
Please Stop!
Hot damn this ramp’s so long
That’s why we wrote this song
Let’s ride it all night long
It feels so good, and sounds so wrong
Hot damn this ramp is steep
Drop in, I’m goin’ deep
Two grown men and a crazy pipedream
Nobody rides these fuckin’ ramps like me and Neebs
Album
JT Machinima – Game On!
