Lyrics JT Machinima – Mei vs. Pyro Rap Battle
Text:
Andrea Kaden:
I woke from cryo, all iced-out like White Gold
Do you find it surprisin’, that my rhymes are ice cold?
Time freeze — nice pose, zero degrees — you’ll die slow
I’ll snuff out this Pyro
Nope, he’s not a gifted linguist
His fire’s been extinguished
I’ll turn him hypothermic
It’s a blizzard, he’s in the ring with
I’m the worst elemental menace
A weathered and level-headed chemist
You’re a guy with a fire fetish
Could be female — take your guesses
JT Music:
Caring and giving make my life worth living
Rainbows in the sky, watch the colors turn
The sun is getting brighter and I can feel it — burn!
You blood will bubble
There’ll be nothing left but guts and rubble
Agh! Welcome to hell
I’ll cook you ’till you’re well-done or melt
I came to fire this ice queen
I’ll vaporize her just like steam
Here’s a fire warning that I’d obey
Just go back to cryo, Mei
Andrea Kaden:
Want some ice for this spankin’?
You’re only good for flanking
But I’ll block you with my walls
Think of all that time you’re wastin’ makes me so unlikable
When I’m in your face slowing down your pace and I snipe you with this icicle
Headshot, that was critical
Then I’ll make myself Invincible
So don’t come closer, hell froze over, better pull out your winter coat
Why the mask? I won’t ask, underneath it must be a mess
End of the verse — kill confirmed
Pull some cold on those burns
JT Music:
Feel the love and laughter growing, colorful balloons a-floating
Join me friend, for fun and games
Dreams of hope and beauty form, lollipops and unicorns
Walk with me into my world of — flames!
I’m turning up the heat anywhere upward of 32 degrees
No cryo-freeze, you’ll cry all night
Why’d you bring ice to a firefight?
Don’t try to snipe me, bad move
I’ll airblast it back at you
Stop drop and roll — you’re still in danger
Build an igloo, it will be safer
Got myself covered head to toe
Thought I ought to let you know
Somebody hired me for pest control to exterminate pesky eskimos
It’s time for Mei to hibernate until I melt this ice away
Still got beef? I would leave it
You’ll wind up just like your team did
I’ll fry you up and put you on rice
Andrea Kaden:
Tie up your skates, I’ll put you on ice
Let’s see how long you keep in the freezer
JT Music:
You won’t bring me down with a fever
Thinks she’ll walk away unscathed — Mei is that absurd
‘Cause all she’ll take away today is painfull afterburn
JT Music & Andrea Kaden:
I’ll give you a headache
I can haunt your dreams
Flaunt your every mistake
How I love your screams
It’s true, I’m a brutal nuisance
Cold-hearted, cruel and ruthless
Spreading like a cancer
Worse than a disease
Stirring up your anger
Murder all I see
Don’t you try to hide or run from me
You know misery loves company