Lyrics JT Machinima – Rockin’ Purple
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Purple swag, represent
Livin’ in the White House residence
Guess who got elected President
By these reckless US residents
And a press conference full of estrogen
«He crossed the line, Miss Kensington»
Well I’m busy handling these aliens
Too bad Zinyak, we can’t be friends
I’m not the man to go messin’ with
Try getting in my head, do the best you can
You can’t break the mind of a psychopath WAGH
Gonna grab you by the sack
Then watch you scream cuz I like to laugh
Can I get another rhyme with that?
Just use his face to wipe your ass OH
Saints row — a cult of sorts
Run this show like Voldemort
I’m always getting called to court
I guess curb stomping is not a sport
That soda can is freakin’ tall
And the weirdest part; his name is Paul?
I’ve got a probe, I’m goin’ in
Who brought the lube? I hope you did
I was born with a gleam in my eye
And since I never had wings I’ve always needed to fly
But I don’t want your money
I’ll find a bank to burgle
When I be rockin’ purple rockin’ purple rockin’ purple
Now I’m livin’ out the dream in my mind
Look at me droppin’ haters
Feels like I’m hoppin’ hurdles
They see me rockin’ purple rockin’ purple rockin purple
Let me tell you a secret
Even the devil has rejects
Comin’ from me, best believe it
Take my advice you will need it
Let me give you a lift — telekinesis
Got mind power better than Jesus
Trust me, I got plenty of reasons
Why I should send you to heaven in pieces
Air heads, stay away
I just picked up an inflate-O-ray
Call it inception, rape your brain
Your head goes POP and you’ve made my day
Darth Vader status — laser blade
I’ve paved the way for anal play
Put this up your rectum and save the day
Got a dubstep gun, not afraid to play
Dubstep breakdown
Watch your back, bro, don’t go talkin’ smack hoe
Pimpin’ out my rims cuz I got the cashflow
I see you lookin’ at my piece, what is that fo’
Step to me bitch and I’ll send you down a blackhole
Stuck in a digital dimension
For eternity I have been sentenced
Didn’t take long for me to get it
I’m gonna get out and I’ll make you regret this
Because I was elected to kick extraterrestrial bum
This ain’t your spaceship anymore bitch
This is Air Force One
Oh say can you see
There is no place to hide
Got my gun in your mouth
If you move I’ll blow out your insides
We’re the land of the free
And the food that is fried
So just wave your white flag
If you really do not want to die
Feels like we’re livin’ in the matrix, honestly
You’re the Agent Smith to my Keanu Reeves
Johnny Gat is back, damn we got an awesome team
We’re you’re biggest problem, that’s why you gotta leave
I’m runnin’ around town, crazy pants-less
I’m lovin’ all these space romances
I do what I want in Steel Port
Even when I’m at the top I’m always gonna need more
I was born with a gleam in my eye
And since I never had wings I’ve always needed to fly
But I don’t want your money
I’ll find a bank to burgle
When I be rockin’ purple rockin’ purple rockin’ purple
Now I’m livin’ out the dream in my mind
And no I’m never comin’ down I got no reason to die
Look at me droppin’ haters
Feels like I’m hoppin’ hurdles
They see me rockin’ purple rockin’ purple rockin purple
Album
JT Machinima – Nerdcore Encore
