Lyrics JT Machinima – Zombie Soup
Text:
Bill:
I’m a legal veteran, but they call me Bill
And I’m a tough old guy on the ready to kill
And it’s what I do best in the streets of my town
And to make it even better, I’m a certified Senior
And now you’ll tink twice before you call me a Geezer
I can blow my way through zombies from Hawaii to Maine
So just stick by my side and we’ll complete this campaign
Francis:
Hold up! You can’t forget your man, Francis
My itchy trigger finger makes the zombies do dances
I’ll keep all the undead from getting too bored
And I’m the only thing you’ll need when you be fighting the horde
I agree that Bill is jacked but he seems a little whacked
As old as he is he might have a heart attack
So let me be your man if ya wanna have fun
I’m known to choke a smoker with his own damn tongue
Louis:
And fellas remember you need a man with the brains
I’m your man Louis and I got my hands on the reigns
Putting zombies in pain till they don’t wanna face me
Driving zombies insane cuz they now that I’m tastey
But they can’t touch this premeditated skill
I gotta mind that thinks and two hands to kill
And I can hunt the hunter, make the boomer boom
And if the witch be bitchin’ I’ll decide her doom
Zoey:
Zoey’s in the game, just take a break boys
You got some molotovs? Those are little kids toys
Then I blow ’em all away and I play ’em like a fiddle
No riddle why I’m best, I’m putting the dead to rest
Pumping lead into their brains, puts my soul at rest
If you want some help you know I got the best rank
And I got more beast than the god damned tank
All:
Stick together as a group, we’re a traveling troop
If we dont hang tight we’ll be zombie soup
We got differences but we’re still a team
We’re just trying to find a way out of this bad dream
Killing of zombies is a god damned must
The undead are dead if they mess with us
I gotta stay strong, gotta keep my head
Because if I don’t we’ll all be left for dead
