Lyrics Justina Valentine – The Real Justina

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Justina please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Justina please stand up?

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Shocked stare at the red hair
Iced grill on my jaw
Like I don’t care who’s ever there
My verbal sharp as a saw
No time for prophylactics cuz I only go raw
It’s the return of the oh wait, no wait, you’re kidding
If you wanna make it then start trying to fit in
Is she a porno star or an MC spitting?
Both bitch I’m Eminem with some titties!
Feminist and I still voted him
(Syke) Before I’d vote Trump
I’d eat a piece a corn outta load of my dump
Take a shot a piss cuz they’re outta rum at the local pub
Regurgitate it all and shove the kernel back inside my rump
My bum is on your tongue, my bum is on your tongue
And if you’re lucky you too might taste the corn from my dung
And that’s the message that we deliver to all the dumb
Illiterate, little dick, idiots pressin penis pumps
And if they could jerk their dicks while eating cheetos
Then why can’t we go topless n rock it in just our speedos?
If you feel the antidotes just a placebo
Get ready for the repo sing the chorus we go

I’m Justina the only Justina
All you other Justinas

Taylor Swift don’t have to cuss in her songs to sell records but I do
So fuck her and fuck you too
You think I give a fuck about her moon man
If I was front row at the show yo
I woulda hopped on stage and mooned them
But Jus what if you win wouldn’t it be weird?
Why so they could finally let me in this year
So they could sit me here next to Weekend’s hair
Kim Kardashian better switch me chairs
So I could sit between Ray J & Kanye West and hear them argue over who made a sex tape best
I’m sick of you fake Justina V. clones
I won’t be dethroned
Watch these peons just get peed on
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
Dress like me, dye their hair red like me
They just might be the next best thing but not quite me

I’m Justina the only Justina
All you other Justinas
Are just on my weiner
So won’t the real Justina
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
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