Lyrics Kacey Musgraves – (Not So) Silent Night

Hey, Fred. What are you doing in here?
Hey, Kacey, I’m just (Hey) catching up on some reading. It’s so peaceful
Yeah, it really is. What are you reading?
It’s a book of Christmas carols

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
‘Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy infant so—

Sir. Sir, sir. Sir. Mister, what are you doing?
Well, I’m just putting this painting up
Well, do you have to do it right now?
Well, I mean, it’s, it’s meant for this, uh, song thing you’re doing
Okay, well, I appreciate that, but don’t you think you should’ve done it before we started singing?
Well, yeah, I’m sorry. I was on another job. It ran over. (Okay, but)
Okay? So I’ve got to do it now. Alright?
Well, sir. Sir, sir. Stop! Stop it, please. We are in the middle of singing
It’s alright. I’m nearly done
So, sorry
It’s okay
I’m really sorry
It’s alright
One moment
He’s putting up the painting. Yeah
There, we, go!

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
‘Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy infant so te—

Hey! Hey! What the heck? What? Hey! Stop! Stop! What the hell are you doing?
Yeah, I’m sorry, it’s just that fixing this light is next on my list
I asked you to leave, okay? Are you kidding me? Can you choose another room to do this work in? (Yeah)
Yeah, no, fair point. Sorry ’bout that. I’ll see what I can do. You carry on
Ye-ye-yes (Don’t mind me)
Kacey
Incredible
What? Can we just do it one more time, please?
Let’s do it one more time. (Okay) The most beautiful song ever written

Silent night, holy night—

Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
I’m sorry, i-i-it just turns out that all my jobs on my list are in this room
I-I-I, I’ll tell you what, I’ll try and do it quietly
Stop, stop. (It’s a— you—) Stop. Stop it!
You’re, you’re not even doing it more quietly. It’s just a little bit slower
It’s kinda, it’s worse
I want you to go, okay? Please go
Kacey, do you want me to go?
Yeah, I think, I think you should leave
See you later, Kacey
Bye
Alright, wonderful
Um, do you have time for just one more?
Should we do it?
Yeah. (Okay)
Is that cool?
I would love to
Alright, here we go
Yeah, okay
Okay
Here we go

Silent night, holy night
All is calm—

You know what? I think it’s quite enough for this song. We’ve done it, right?
Forget it, yeah
Great song
Thanks
Sir?