Lyrics KG Smokey – Squidwards Nose

Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?!
I can’t, it’s for the customer!
Who cares about the customer?!
I do!

*gasp*
Squidward…

Yell-yellow xan look like spongebob, mmm (Yellow xan)
You still rock bottom at the bus stop, bitch (What? Heh)
Squidward’s nose up in ya ho
Dick in her sandy cheeks, she touch her toes (Boy, boy)
Leanin’ like The Tower of Pisa, mmm (Hehe, huh?)
Eatin’ my Krusty Krab pizza, mmm (Huh, pizza)
I fuck your bitch, I don’t need her (Ayy)
Someone get Patrick a T-shirt, mmm (Fuck)
Shout out my nigga, no T-shirt, aye
I just popped 5 addies, 2 Xans in my kelp shake (What?)
Wash it down no Krabby Patty (Huh?)
Who can’t fuck with Squidward
I just ball like Derek Fisher (Ayy)
I just pulled up in a Fisker (Yeah, yeah)
Mrs. Puff just rolled some Swishers (Yeah, yeah)

Okay, now fuck Ms. Puff (What? Uh huh)
She a slut, I’ma fuck, okay I fucked her once (What? Uh huh, what? Uh huh)
In the trunk, for a buck (Uh huh, uh huh)
No way these bitches is chasing my Squidward nose, I feel like Piccolo because I’m getting this green (Ayy, what?)
These bitches kissing like mistletoe, I feel like Wu-Tang ’cause all that I’m getting is cream (Ayy, what?)

Squidward’s nose all in your bitch, she lost her panties (What? Huh? Huh?)
I flip dope, I used to flip them Krabby patties (Huh? Huh? Huh? Oof)
She give throat, and now she think my name is daddy

Yell-yellow xan look like SpongeBob, mmm
You still rock bottom at the bus stop, bitch
Squidward’s nose up in ya ho
Dick in her sandy cheeks, she touch her toes
Leanin’ like the tower of pisa, mmm
Eating my Krusty Krab pizza, mmm
I fuck your bitch, I don’t need her
Someone get Patrick a T-shirt

Okay, my dick is long like Squidward’s nose
Look at your feet, I’m like what are those?
Eat a Krabby patty, do the Laffy Taffy, she on her knees like she about to propose (Aye)
Smokey be fucking your bitch, keep that ‘K on me like swiss
Karen be all on my dick, I’ll prolly fuck every fish

Her pussy pink, call it Patrick, aye
Look at the money I flash it, hey
She got the rook ill admit it
Open her mouth like a dentist (Ooh)
Shootin’ the movie like Bennett
I make her scream like we playing some tennis
Joey be smoking some Whitney, ya know
Fuckin’ that bih’ with the squidward nose

Squidward’s nose all in your bitch she lost her panties
I flipped dope, I used to flip them Krabby patties
She give throat, and now she think my name is daddy
Mr. Krabs’ daughter hella thick she got a fatty, Pearl