Lyrics Lily Allen – Fag Hag

I like apple pie
And you like banoffee
We both love shopping for furniture
And meeting for coffee

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I’ll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I’ll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

We don’t give a fuck
What people are thinking
I know you’ll always look out for me
When we go out drinking
I can ask you things I can’t ask anyone
And you’ll give me direction
Apart from me, you’re the only other person I know
Who reads the travel section

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I’ll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I’ll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play

I could be your fag hag
And you could be my gay
I’ll never make you feel sad
When you come out to play