Lyrics Masta Ace – Roommates Meet (Skit)
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Paul:
Jumping jehoshaphat and something that goes with that
I’m more funky than a four year old yoga mat
I’ve got more bounce than a sixty four ounce
Father Christmas is just propaganda
Like pro-
Oh hi there, sorry ’bout that I’m just
Masta Ace:
Wassup
Paul:
Practicing my free-stees in the mirror
You must be my new roommate, cool
I’m Paul from Saskatchewan
Nice to meet you
Masta Ace:
Wassup, is this room 3A?
Paul:
Yeah
Masta Ace:
This is Garfield-
Garfield Dorm?
Paul:
Garfield dorm, 3A
You got it, man
You’re definitely my new roommate
And this is definitely your bed
‘Cause it’s the one that’s not made
Mine is right over here
And I took the corresponding closet
Masta Ace:
Right, right
Paul:
So what’s your name, money grip?
Masta Ace:
Umm, my name is Ace
This can’t be right
Paul:
Cool, so Ace where are you from?
Masta Ace:
I’m from Brooklyn, New York
Paul:
Brooklyn?!
Holy cow! I have heard so much about Brooklyn
From my favorite rap tunes
What’s it really like?
Is it really like, um, dangerous everywhere?
It’s nothing like Saskatchewan I’ve heard
Masta Ace:
Let’s just say it’s different