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MC Chris – Bench Warmer (Skit)

Singers: MC Chris
Albums: MC Chris – Life's A Bitch And I'm Her Pimp
song cover

Lyrics MC Chris – Bench Warmer (Skit)

Text:

MC Chris:
Yo, What’s Up!? It’s mc, uh, I’m chillin’ at the tracks, tryin’ to make some money.
Call me back 201-386-4640. Ya wanna get the hit? Gimme a hit. Peace out!

phone beep

Answering machine voice
You have one new message.

phone beep

John Bowie:
Hey Chris, it’s Bowie. Uh, I’m at the PATH station. I—I was wondering if I could crash on your couch, would that be cool? They locked me out of my apartment. Um, so call me back. There’s a—There’s a payphone here. Some kid stole m—my cell phone, but the joke’s on him cause—cause Sprint shut it off. Uh, just come by the station, alright? I’m gonna be sleeping on one of the benches.

Album

MC Chris – Life's A Bitch And I'm Her Pimp