Lyrics MC Chris – Glory Hole (Skit)
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Geek
…history, history, I love history—
Bully
AH, you’re here in the boys’ bathroom, good. You’re actually a little early.
Geek
Sorry, I’m very punctual, sorry…
Bully
ALRIGHT GET OVER HERE, ya little GEEK!
Geek
Oh no, you’re forcing me into the stall!
Bully
That’s correct!
Geek
Oh no, you’re sticking my head into the toilet water!
Bully
That’s precisely what I’m doing! HAHAHAHA
Geek
And now you’re flushing, oh God, it’s so embarrassing!
Bully
And now let me tell you what I’m gonna do…
Geek
No…
Bully
I’m gonna smash your head into the side of the stall…
Geek
Oh, you wouldn’t!
Bully
…until it goes all the way through the stall…
Geek
All the way though?
Sorry, I’m very punctual, sorry…
Bully
ALRIGHT GET OVER HERE, ya little GEEK!
Geek
Oh no, you’re forcing me into the stall!
Bully
That’s correct!
Geek
Oh no, you’re sticking my head into the toilet water!
Bully
That’s precisely what I’m doing! HAHAHAHA
Geek
And now you’re flushing, oh God, it’s so embarrassing!
Bully
And now let me tell you what I’m gonna do…
Geek
No…
Bully
I’m gonna smash your head into the side of the stall…
Geek
Oh, you wouldn’t!
Bully
…until it goes all the way through the stall…
Geek
All the way though?
Bully
…leaving a glory hole.
Geek
A glory hole?
Bully
And then you’re gonna go around to the other side, and I’m going to stick my cock anonymously through the glory hole…
Geek
Oh…oh no…
Bully
…and if it doesn’t get sucked, I don’t know what I’m gonna do.
…leaving a glory hole.
Geek
A glory hole?
Bully
And then you’re gonna go around to the other side, and I’m going to stick my cock anonymously through the glory hole…
Geek
Oh…oh no…
Bully
…and if it doesn’t get sucked, I don’t know what I’m gonna do.