Lyrics MC Chris – MC Chris Ownz

And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else.
In other words, it’s a system. With a system it’s no big deal to use. Look with any
computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it’s testing itself.

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show

I spell word with a three Name’s MC
Other rappers flow weak like window unit AC’s
Latinas on my penis Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies as long as they eighteen
I got bling up in ying a plethora of Porsches
I’ll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the Source says my hip hop’s a vortex
Leave horse heads on doorsteps my mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white as I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh’s
Weak MC’s decompose cause they know I can flow
Like Wessel comma Zam through corruscant corridors
Humidors filled with stoges filled with dro
Like 9-0-2-1-0 was filled with the word bro
Fuck the lexicon of octagons I’m all about go
These amateurs got catheters I’m all about pros, bout pros

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime

I’m lit like a branch Davidian
Or what’s left of the lithium In Cobain’s cranium
I fill Wembley Stadium
Once bitten, twice shy call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashyyyk I roll three Jedi’s deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vest’s underneath
There’s no need to believe In the heat that I keep
The swears that I *bleep* or the heiresses I freak
It’s embarrassing to me I’m like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin’ up, makin’ cream I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream I get red, I get mean
Can’t believe you be buying what I be shucking and jiving
Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
I am just cartoon making rapper you think that I’m lying
Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion
My self aggrandizing and deprecation Keeps ’em guessing
Call my Venus flytrap cause my DJ’s Howard Hessman
Word ’em up, yo word ’em up, yo
I just let the rap game out of a choke hold

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime
I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes