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MC Chris – Ninja Mom (Skit)

Singers: MC Chris
Albums: MC Chris – Race Wars
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Lyrics MC Chris – Ninja Mom (Skit)

Text:

«The United States #1 ninja killer is called back into action»

I need you, I need you to come back and kill these ninjas
Only you can do it Blaine
I told you, I don’t kill no ninjas no mo’

«He’s back, here we go again!»
«But this time, he’s not alone»

There’s a new ninja, a cyber ninja
He’s been spotted all over town, commiting ninja crimes
You’re not allowed in here!

«It’s time for a family reunion this Christmas»

…Mom, are you telling me, you’re a ninja?

«Ninjas vs. The Projects 3: NINJA MOM!!!»

I was was hoping, we could have something in common
I never thought it would be, being a ninja (what the fuck?)
HIIIII-YAHHHH!
Don’t forget your ninja sword

«It’s Mother’s Day, this Christmas!»
«From the makers of Ninjas vs. The Nazis comes»
«Ninjas vs. The Projects 3: NINJA MOM!!!»

Album

MC Chris – Race Wars